Anyways,
I laughed so hard when I did this XD Enjoy!
Choose eight of your favourite characters (anime, cartoon, video game, whatever) and simply answer the questions accordingly in script format. ^^ HAVE FUN!
1. Alucard (Hellsing)
2. Jack Sparrow (PotC)
3. Dante (Devil May Cry)
4. Luffy (One Piece)
5. Ikkaku (Bleach)
6. Skulduggery Pleasant (From the book whit the same name)
7. Pippin (LotR)
8. Carnegie (Darkside)
FRIENDSHIPS:
1. 1(Alucard) is going to a party with their friends. How do they invite you? If they don't then how to they break it to you that you're not invited?
Al: Sorry girl, your not invited.
Me: WHY NOT!?
Al: Real vampires only.
Me: *sob*
2. 2(Jack Sparrow) needs some friend to friend advice about the birds and the bees. What do you tell them?
Me: ...Why in the world do you need ADVICE for something like THAT!?
Jack: Oh you know, keeping an update. And too see what you like.
Me: *blush*
3. You're walking on the street and you see 3(Dante) lying on the ground. What do you do/think?
Me: Dante, wtf are you doing?
Dante: Im pissed
Me: Why?
Dante: Because Im bored.
Me: ...Okay, do something?
Dante: I know! You can run and Ill try and shoot you!
Me: NOT FUN!
Dante: Hehehee...
4. It's your birthday. What does 4(Luffy) get you?
Luffy: HAPPY B-DAY~!
Me: Aaaw, Luffy, how nice of you!
*tear up the present*
Me: ... Meat?
Luffy: Yeah!
Me: ... Oh well, Iw got food for the day. *smiles*
5. You notice that 5(Ikkaku) is slipping in their grades. What are they doing to cause this? What do you do to help them?
Me: IKKAKU! Stop sleeping and come here! Youw been dropping in grades and Im going to help you!
Ikkaku: ... Can we have fun after it?
Me: ...*Bluuuuuush*
6. 6 (Skulduggery) is feeling down in the dumps. What would you use to cheer them up?
Me: Dont have any dangerous villeins to capture?
Skul: No
Me: Vampires?
Skul: No...
Me: ... Want me to make Scapegrace escape and watch him become a bloody plump by the clevers?
Skull: ... Sure!
7. 7(Pippin) is having problems at home with the family and needs help. Do you help? And if so how?
Pip: They are just complaining at me!
Me: Why?
Pip: I dont know! It wasnt MY idea to steal Gandalf's Fireworks AGAIN and blow up a bit of land!
Me: *sigh* Pippin, you need to stop be whit Merry on these things.
Pip: But its so fun!!
8. One day you're minding you're own business and you find 8(Carnegie) cheating on their girl/boyfriend... What do you do?
Me: OMG I didnt know you could have a girlfriend!
Carnegie: SHUT UP! Im doing this for information!
Me: Oh... So you dont have a girlfriend.
Carn: Run fast a hell or Ill tear your heart out.
Me: *runs*
RELATIONSHIPS
9. You and 1(Alucard) are talking and he/she says they want to talk to you about something important... He/She tells you that they love you and always have. How do you react?
Me: ...You just want my blood right?
Al: Aw, your so cruel
Me: Alucard, your DEAD. You cant have feelings.
Al: Ah, your broke my heart Eifos-chan.
Me: ...Drama-queen
Al: At least I dont sparkle.
Me: *Laughs*
10. 2(Jack Sparrow) is in recovery from a past relationship and you are helping them through it. Then they thank you for what you have done for them. They lean in as if they are going to kiss you. What do you do?
Me: WOA! STAY BACK!
Jack: Butbut, Love, why?
Me: You smell bad!
Jack: *Kracks open a Rum bottle and drinks* How about now?
Me: Better <3
11. You and 3(Dante) have been going steady for a while now and he/she asks you if you want to go a step further... Do you?
Me: a step further?
Dante: Yeah
Me: ...Your a demon and can live for ever but I will grow old and die. Why take it a step further?
Dante: We would make some handsome babies.
Me: *smack him on the head* Perv.
12. You come home from school and you see 4(Luffy) making out with someone even though you guys are dating... What happens next?
Me: LUFFY! WTF ARE YA DOING!?
Luffy: Butbut, she tasted like meat
Me: ...And I tasted like cupcakes
*Luffy jumps to me*
Luffy: They taste better! <3
13. You've told 5(Ikkaku) that you love him/her but after that they have been avoiding you... Why?
Me: Hes probably training to forget me or something.
Ikkaku: No, Im partying heavily and teasing all the other guys how Iw gotten a girl from the 4th Division to fall for me.
Me: ...Is that something to celebrate?
Ikkaku: Yes! Do you know how HARD that is! Everyone in 4th hates us there!
Me: .......okaay....
14. 6 (Skulduggery) tells you that your boy/girlfriend is cheating on you, but they were lying. How do you act towards them?
Me: WHY where you lying??
Skul: Well, because I thought it would be fun. And hes a Necromancer
Me: So? I am too!
Skul: But your a NICE one!
15. You admit your love to 7(Pippin). And they tell you that they love you too. What happens next?
Me: *blush*
Pippin: *blush*
Me: ... Should we tell Merry?
Pippin: ...Not right now.
Me: okay, later. <3
16. You are talking to 8(Carnegie) and when you least expect it 8 holds your face and kisses you. How do you react?
Me: ........
Carnegie: ...What?
Me: Nothing... It was nice *blush*
Carnegie: You didnt think so?
Me: Your a werewolf, you hairy and it tickled me. But it was nice <3
THE SECTION THAT IS CLEARLY DIFFERENT
17. 1(Alucard) and 3(Dante) are holding hands and skipping down a yellow brick road
Me: ...............My eyes are bleeding and my brain is dead.
Al: No more Toffifee for you before bed.
Dante: Agreed.
18. 2(Jack Sparrow) goes fishing in Canada but it's already winter. 5(Ikkaku) explains this to them but 2(Jack Sparrow) doesn't listen... What happens to 2(Jack)? What does 5(Ikkaku) do?
Me: Jack fell into the river and got lost to Davy Jones locker AGAIN!?
Ikkaku: Fell and Fell, I pushed him.
Me: WHY!?
Ikkaku: cause he was annoying and didnt listen to me.
19. For some reason the whole town is painted in red paint... Could 4(Luffy) be behind this?
Me: LUFFY!
Luffy: What?
Me: You went and painted a whole town red!
Luffy: ...yeah?
Me: Without ME!
Luffy: Oh... Sorry Eifos-Chan ^^
20. Someone kidnaps 6(Skulduggery). Who saves them?
Me: Skulduggery got Kidnapped? Buy Who?
Val: Dunno, but they where big and nasty
Me: Nice one Val. Shall we go kick some ass?
Val: Sure thing!
21. It turns out 8(Carnegie) has been smuggling drugs in his sleep. 7(Pippin) is also in on the deal. Who gets caught first?
Me: Pippin. Hes to clumsy to be a good smuggler.
Carnegie: Got that right.
Me: And drugs must be legal in Darkside.
Carnegie: In the right places of Darkside yes. So Im not doing any crime. Haha!
Me: ....right.
FINAL QUESTION
22. You're about to get married to 3(Dante) when 1(Alucard) busts in shooting an automatic machine gun screaming "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!" 2(Jack Sparow) is skipping around the cemetery right next to the church collecting daisies while 4(Luffy) and 5(Ikkaku) are having a fist fight on the roof. 6(Skulduggery) comes in wearing a men in black out fit and point a gun at 2(Jack) and one at you and 3(Dante) then says "What's going down here?" Then 7(Pippin) runs in on fire spinning around the church setting it on fire. While 8(Carnegie) is sitting on a bench reading a book. Who doesn't notice the fire, who gets injured, who dies, and who escapes?
Who dosen't notice the Fire? Alucard, hes too busy shooting things
Who gets injured? Jack, Pippin, Luffy and Carnegie.
Who dies? - ...Probably Alucard and Dante. But they are bot immortal so they cant die...
Who escapes? - Me, Pippin, Jack and Luffy. The other ones are having too fun to not run away...
23. The final final step... IS TO TAG PEOPLE!
YOU THERE! I TAG YOU! *Points at YOU*









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sub specie æternitas
from the perspective of eternity.
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When I die, I want the Grim Reaper to come and pick me up with his Harley Davidson.
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